there's no penguins in alaska

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i went to the american dream tour on march 28th, and i caught aaron pauley's pick, recieved both bmth & om&m setlists and thats pretty much all that matters in life tbh



no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

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I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.

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the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

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first day of school:30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year:1 pencil you found in the hallway.



fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

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