no dog should ever be homeless
no home should ever be dogless
I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
buying clothes that aren’t black is hard
|first day of school:||30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.|
|end of school year:||1 pencil you found in the hallway.|