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fartgallery:

*having sex*

partner: how does that feel?

me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool

(via pink-embers)

loganosity:
“ sixpenceee:
“ This gif shows mushroom sprouting. It’s so cool!
”
Nah, pretty sure those are just nuclear detonations
”

bloodbending:

i love that hillary calls trump “donald” bc it reminds everyone that he’s held no political position and has no experience, plus it diminishes all the power of the brand name “trump” and instead reminds us of a stuttering idiot duck-looking motherfucker who doesn’t ever know what he’s talking about

(via pink-embers)

letshearitforthisclown:

deathgripsnightcore:

letshearitforthisclown:

the only people that have the right to complain about SJWs are necromancers

explain

no

(via pink-embers)

birdwithabrokenwyng:

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion

(via wearesotidnab)

ravenlexas:

this wasn’t a kid with issues or an islamic attack this was a full grown adult man who had easy access to guns and who specifically targeted members of the lgbt community,, please don’t let any news headline or tabloid take away from the fact that the worst mass shooting in american history was a direct hate crime against innocent lgbt kids

(via dekuzmum)

safelov:

be good to people for no reason

(via piiss-deactivated20220307)

emocatbandlover:
“why we all love him
”